Whore envy

His dick is so big, his foreskin is partially digested.  He gets so much ass, you need a colostomy bag to keep up.  He’s so versatile, you might as well fuck a Swiss army knife.  (ugh) He’s such a cunt, his tongue doubles as a maxi pad.  And it’s so about him, you better be his autobiography.

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