You Are Not Going To Date Me

Look dude, you are so pretty you actually make a mockery of beauty. You’re like a Hobbit eating an Ice cream cone in a bunny suit on a pony surrounded by hula hooping corgi puppies. I just can’t take you seriously. And you don’t have to keep telling me you’re 19.  I get it.

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